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heroes-get-made replied to your post “heroes-get-made replied to your post “There’s so many people on here…”

HANNIBAL IS SCARY BUT EBOLA IS SCARIER. HANNIBAL KILLS A LOT OF HIS FRIENDS. EBOLA KILLS 90% OF ITS FRIENDS

I just have one question though, are they actually friends of ebola? Like I feel it may be an acquaintance at best

gnarly:

when you and your friends see a fine booty

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heroes-get-made replied to your post “There’s so many people on here that I want to talk to but I’m so bad…”

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HANNIBAL AND THE EBOLA OUTBREAK

YES PLEASE!

  • baby: d-d-d-d
  • dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: d-d-don't you think this meme format is more than a little played out. I am tired of the way that tumblr does not seem to know when to leave well enough alone when it comes to humor online. The more and more I've had to see posts like this the less and less funny they become. And it does not just go for this "baby saying it's first word" post format. I honestly came out to have a good time, spiders georg, and the mere concept of skeletons have all recently been subject to tumblr's strange obsession with rapid desensitization to a meme. The law of diminishing returns practically states that with every new variation on a meme, every time you add something to the already successful formula, it will be less successful, maybe not in note amount, but in post quality. And if we are living in a world where you value your note count more than you value the service you are providing to other bloggers with your insight or jokes, then you are practically a capitalist and is that really what you want? Tumblr, are you really in support of meme capitalism or can we, as a website, try to come together and create something more, something bigger? We can usher in a meme utopia. It is within our grasp. Thank you.

dutchessofprunes replied to your post “There’s so many people on here that I want to talk to but I’m so bad…”

to be continued tomorrow i swear

haha okokok

There’s so many people on here that I want to talk to but I’m so bad at conversation and I NEVER know what to say